mad-munch:

if i were a bird
macarena-of-time:

IM PISSING MYSELF I WAS IN AN ONLINE RELATIONSHIP ON CLUB PENGUIN WHEN I MADE THIS
supahzero:

literally a skeleton 💀
highenergyjewtrino:

jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

official-plagueknight:

THIS IS MY AESTHETIC 

(Source: fedoraaura, via penis-jesus)

controlledeuphoria:

harinef:

LMFAO SUCK MY ASS

(Source: cocaineteas)

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