penis-jesus:

maybe if my life didnt suck dick so badly I wouldnt have to be high every single day

Heyo, feelin like shit about my body today

charlamagnethagod:

lmportant:

charlamagnethagod:

Think about a horse sitting down like a dog and tell me that isn’t really funny

no need to imagine

image

I AM SO HAPPY

(Source: sidnugget, via amovible)

Straight White Boy Problem #192

straightwhiteboyproblems:

when people buy polos that arent ralph lauren im just like “why” but then i remembered that time my mom bought me an old navy polo because it was 50% off and u have to think about discounts and coupons and other peoples financial situations

(via ollie-oops)

kewkitty:

Kitty does not know what to do with the butterfly that landed on its paw.
herspanic:

why are pictures like this taken and also why do you guys reblog them 
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where did this come from and why can’t I stop saying it (via alphaidiot)

(Source: mildshota, via last-yearsman)

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

mushroomsugar:

*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*

It’s a simile.

(via last-yearsman)

strklr:

boys in crop tops 2014

bewbin:

Post so nice reblogged it twice

(via shrekfucker69)

bewbin:

Post so nice reblogged it twice

(via shrekfucker69)

I Fucked A Republican
Tell me wonderful sweet and beautiful things